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SKINNY PEDAL ON THE RIGHT JACKASS.

February 05, 2014

traffic. what a fucking bitch traffic is.  it's interesting because ultimately, we're all hypocrites when it comes to driving.  you're either the angry bitch or the mellow peaceful driver…all dependent on your mood & how your day is going.  living in los angeles, you experience these emotions to the extreme. don't even get us started on parking citations, four fucking signs on one pole, & people being idiots---la is torture with driving issues.  

for example, going 35mph in a 45mph zone.  if you're having a great day, you're running early, have all the shit done on your to-do list…you're just listening to music not even realizing you're just kind of cruising & moving a little slow.  someone will most likely speed passed you & flip you off and you'll find yourself saying, "wow, i feel bad for that person if me going 35mph bothered them that badly, they must be a pretty angry person"

now switch roles: your roommate borrowed your hairspray without asking, you're already running late & can't fucking figure out your hair or find your hairspray, your tights have a run in them but you didn't shave your legs (decisions, decisions), of course your keys magically disappear whenever you're in a hurry…okay, finally you're out the door & on a one lane street the person in front of you is just taking their sweet ass time, eventually you find an opening to speed passed honking & yelling, "skinny pedal on the right jackass!!!"

& the roles are reversed. interesting isn't it? happy humpday, get to your vday shopping now by the way before the sale ends.

xo,




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